Sunday, April 18, 2010

Emoticons.



Trust me. It's definitely worth the read. Refer to picture for further understanding.



- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:15 PM):
8-|

Stephanie. says (4:15 PM):
right

Stephanie. says (4:15 PM):
so what's up with you?

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:15 PM):
:$

Stephanie. says (4:16 PM):
.....

Stephanie. says (4:16 PM):
pimples?

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:16 PM):
(U)

Stephanie. says (4:16 PM):
awww!

Stephanie. says (4:16 PM):
really?

Stephanie. says (4:16 PM):
omygawd im so sorry man

Stephanie. says (4:16 PM):
hey but plenty of fish in the sea ya know

Stephanie. says (4:16 PM):
=)

Stephanie. says (4:16 PM):
you'll be fine

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:16 PM):
:(

Stephanie. says (4:16 PM):
....

Stephanie. says (4:17 PM):
i didnt know you had a girlfriend

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:17 PM):
:-O

Stephanie. says (4:17 PM):
it's true

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:17 PM):
:|

Stephanie. says (4:17 PM):
it's like, i didnt even know you started

Stephanie. says (4:17 PM):
and now it's ended already

Stephanie. says (4:17 PM):
)=

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:17 PM):
:'(

Stephanie. says (4:17 PM):
it's okay

Stephanie. says (4:17 PM):
do what i do

Stephanie. says (4:17 PM):
=)

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:18 PM):
({)(B)

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:18 PM):
(L)

Stephanie. says (4:18 PM):
underage la

Stephanie. says (4:18 PM):
....

Stephanie. says (4:18 PM):
you drink?

Stephanie. says (4:18 PM):
oO

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:18 PM):
(Y)

Stephanie. says (4:18 PM):
EH TALK LA

Stephanie. says (4:18 PM):
....

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:18 PM):
:-#

Stephanie. says (4:19 PM):
uh huh uh huh

Stephanie. says (4:19 PM):
but seriously

Stephanie. says (4:19 PM):
what happened?

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:19 PM):
:@

Stephanie. says (4:19 PM):
you got mad at her?

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:20 PM):
(N)

Stephanie. says (4:20 PM):
or like whole face pimples

Stephanie. says (4:20 PM):
lawl

Stephanie. says (4:20 PM):
she got mad at you?

Stephanie. says (4:20 PM):
what did you do?

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:20 PM):
(B)

Stephanie. says (4:20 PM):
like that also she got angry?

Stephanie. says (4:20 PM):
o.o

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:20 PM):
(Y)

Stephanie. says (4:21 PM):
owhhh

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:21 PM):
(U)

Stephanie. says (4:21 PM):
that's kinda stupid

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:21 PM):
(Y)

Stephanie. says (4:21 PM):
give her time

Stephanie. says (4:21 PM):
she'll come around

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:21 PM):
:@

Stephanie. says (4:21 PM):
she will la

Stephanie. says (4:21 PM):
= =

Stephanie. says (4:22 PM):
=)

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:22 PM):
(N)

Stephanie. says (4:22 PM):
well, then, you're better off without her anyway

Stephanie. says (4:22 PM):
what kind of girl gets mad cuz her boifriend drinks

Stephanie. says (4:22 PM):
= =

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:22 PM):
:S

Stephanie. says (4:23 PM):
what?

Stephanie. says (4:23 PM):
i mean

Stephanie. says (4:23 PM):
i intend to do a bit of social drinking when im 18 too

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:24 PM):
(Y)

Stephanie. (4:24 PM):
it's quite normal

Stephanie. (4:24 PM):
OMYGAWD

Stephanie. (4:24 PM):
YOU'RE DATING A MALAY GIRL ARENT YOU

Stephanie. (4:24 PM):
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:25 PM):
:-O

Stephanie. says (4:25 PM):
tsk tsk tsk~~~~~~

*at this point of time i was already laughing my butt off, but i just continued pretending.*

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:25 PM):
:@:@:@

- &~*†...:::Epic Fail Guy :::...†*~& - says (4:25 PM):
(N)(N)

Stephanie. says (4:26 PM):
lawl

Stephanie. says (4:26 PM):
XD



Oh such wonders we can do with emoticons. (Y)


Okay, that's all for now. ;D

Random Convo of the Day:
Me / Friend

You know the other day where we came across this sex shop in pyramid?
Yeah?
I went to their website, and it se- OMG A DIL*O COST RMXXX?!?!
UHHH...
EH WHAT IS THIS MAN, WHY SO EXPENSIVE D;D;D;
you know, what is more uncomfortable, is you mentiong it. LOL.
yes i know LOLOL.
IF IT'S A GUY STILL OKAY YOU KNOW.
HAHAHAHAHAHA SORRY LAH LOL.
CHANGE TOPICC!
OKAY OKAY...so when ar- OMG THEY EVEN HAVE A GLOW IN A DARK CONDOM?!
GLAD TO KNOW.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah, it's pretty much self-explanatory.


Yours Truly.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Technology.

I just noticed something.


My niece and nephew are just kindergarteners and each of them already owns a personal PSP.


I still remember when i was at their age, what keeps me entertained was memory cards, toy cars, playdol or what not.


And when my parents were at their age, they'll be having fun playing with the sands outside of their residence.


Nice.


It's amazing how far technology has advance.


I know i sound like an old man for me to mention this, but don't you think it's true?


If technology continues to grow at this rate, by the time i become a father, my children would each be owning a Playstation 4/5.


That is, if such a thing exist then.


Okay, that's all for now. ;D


Random Convo of the Day:
Teacher / Me

Okay class, please turn to page 56 and do Exercise 3.4A for me.
Teacher, do all (questions 1-5) is it?
No, you do question 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
Nice.

Different teacher from the previous post, but the same situation. Is it just me or are teachers getting more and more funny. =/


Yours Truly.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Woman Dies 114 Times.

A woman has praised 'miracle' doctors after she was brought back from the dead 114 times in thirty hours as her heart repeatedly stopped.



Ann Mintram said she went through 'total hell' as medics battled to save her life with electric shocks.



The 55-year-old ended up with scorch marks on her body from the shocks as doctors at two hospitals repeatedly resuscitated her lifeless body for more than a day and a night.



'Miracle': Ann Mintram's heart stopped 114 times over 30 hours but doctors never gave up. A year on she keeps a mini-defibrillator close by her in case of relapse


Click me to read the full story!



No doubt one of the most attractive and interesting given header for an article i've ever come across.



Okay, that's all for now. ;D



Random Convo of the Day:

Teacher/Me


Teacher, we have to write this down in Book One right?
No, you have to write it down in Book One.
What.




Some teachers are just so funny sometimes, don't you agree?



Yours Truly.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Truth.

Remember i said that i was going to update more often?


If you know me well enough, you should be able to tell that i was being sarcastic.


But if you don't, well, it's never too late.


From today on, i'll be heavily relying on the concept:


Quantity over Quality.
Inspired by my elder brother.


Because in this case, Quantity > Quality.
though there are a few exceptions.


And it actually
makes a difference.


So okay, that's all for now. ;D


Oh and i just found out that i'm being idolized by a certain someone.


Though i'm not the only one, but at least i have a fan. ;D


Yeah be jealous alright, i have one and you don't. Suck it up. ;D;D


Thanks for the special mention anyway, truly appreciate it.


It's a pleasure for me to be able to put a smile on people's faces. ;D;D;D

Random Convo of the Day:
Continuation from Part 1
Dude/Me

You do know what religion is our chemistry teacher practicing right?
Christianity.
And that happen to be your religion as well am i right?
So what are you implying.
The reason why you got remarkable marks for your chemistry.
You can give a thousand and one excuses, but it won't change the fact that i got higher marks than you, so do us both a favor and save your breath.
*keeps quiet*

To be in my class, you have to be as open-minded as possible, because you'll get racist remarks as often as possible, to the extent where it changes your mindset to think that racist remarks are humourous. It's not a bad thing though, in fact it's awesome. (Y)


Yours Truly.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Reunion.

Well you can't really exactly call it one due to some issues that popped out yesterday.

Will explain later.

So anyway,

Yesterday i went to pyramid with my primary classmates, saw some familiar faces and not-so-familiar ones.

And those who turned up were as follows:
  • Yin Ling
  • Shao Jun
  • Hsin Yee
  • Teng Wern
  • Jia Yin
  • Yours Truly
  • Edmond
  • *Dylan
  • *Galvin
  • *Matthew
  • *Kian Hong
* = douchebags. really.

So we were SUPPOSED to meet up at 10am at Mcdonalds,

But being a seasoned organizer for the class, i knew that everyone had that 'Malaysian Timing' instinct in them.

So rather than reaching at 10am, i left the house at 10am instead.

It was if my memory serves me right, 10.15 when i got there

And guess what?

Out of so many people, i was the 3rd to arrive.

The rest came in at 10.30am onwards.


At around 11pm. we went to the cinemas to buy the tickets.

So while me and Yin Ling were lining up, one of the few monitor's screen mentioned:

Dear Patrons, the following movies has been sold out for the day, we deeply apologize for any inconvenience caused:
ALICE IN WONDERLAND 2D
ALICE IN WONDERLAND 3D

So obviously we were forced to watch another movie and the only movie that caught our attention was:

How to Train Your Dragon. 3D

It was 11.30 when we were queuing up, and the next showtime would be 4pm.

So while Yin Ling was lining up, i went to Jia Yin and asked her to re-confirm the tickets,

And eventually we bought 8 tickets for How to Train Your Dragon 3D and 2 tickets for Book of Eli.

Two tickets for Book of Eli for Hsin Yee and Shao Jun as they have their respective curfews.

This coloured paragraph signifies the highlight of the day.

Though i know it's not really a paragraph, but i don't know what else to call it, so whatever lah.

So after i bought the 8 tickets, we went to mcdonalds and had lunch.

While we were having lunch, the douchebags came, so obviously i asked them for money as i bought for them tickets.

And they refused to pay simply because i did not include THEIR friend.

I mean, are you that blind to even know what reunion is this?

Is he even from our class?

No.

So why did you even bring him along?

Okay fine, it's not like i hold a grudge against him coming or what not, actually i didn't really mind.

But if he's gonna tag along, at least let me know BEFORE i buy the tickets.

You don't expect either one of us to queue up again to buy ONE ticket just for YOUR friend.

Since it's YOUR friend, YOU should be the one queuing up for YOUR friend.

But it seems you're too much of a lowlife to even care.

Don't like what i mentioned?

Let me know.

Personally.

*rant rant rant.*

And so, they just left without paying the money.

So i had to sell the tickets to some other people to get my money back, if not i would be at a RM72 loss.

In the end, i managed to sell all the tickets and got my money back.

Thank goodness for Teng Wern's friends and the rest.

Note to self: Don't buy the tickets for them lowlife. Anymore. unless they have already given the money.

Call me Mr. PMS if you will,

But if you were in my shoes, i can deeply assure you that you would do the same thing, regardless of how long you have known them.

After the movie ended, we hung around pyramid for awhile and we all left at around 6.30+

So yeah, i guess that's about it for yesterday's half reunion.

Okay, that's all for now. ;D

Random Convo of the Day:
Me/Yin Ling/Some random dude queuing in from of Yin Ling.

*walks towards yinling*
*raises his hand and waves to me*
*waves back*
At this point of time i thought that he was a friend of hers.
Jaamessss! it's so good to meet you!
Erm.....Hello..you are?
My name is Eazy, and i heard that you're a friend of hers?
Yes, yes i am. we're ex-classmates to be exact.
Oh i see!
*starts engaging into a chat*
*after chatting for awhile..*
Well, would you like to join us for lunch?
ERM...we appreciate your offer, but we're fine. Thanks.
Oh okay! well i have to go now, it's nice meeting you!
It's nice meeting you too.
*walks away*
*looks at yinling*
Your friend?
I swear to God i do not know him.
Then who is he?
I DO NOT KNOW LOL, HE JUST TURNED BEHIND AND STARTED TALKING TO ME!
LOLOL.

This really happened, yesterday, i really thought he was a friend of Yin Ling, but actually he was a complete stranger that just started talking to us as if he has known us for awhile now.

Malaysia should have more of these people. I like em' ;D

Oh and i would like to take this opportunity to wish Loh Shao Jun a happy sweet 16th birthday!! ;D;D


Yours Truly.
 

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