Free Periods.

Don't you love the situation when your sejarah teacher gets transferred to another school when there's double period of sejarah and a relief teacher comes in and goes 'do your own work' or 'buat kerja sendiri'?

Yeah, we all love that, and i'm sure everyone hopes for that situation to happen.

Well too bad, that isn't gonna happen.

Unless you're saying your current sejarah teacher is Pn. Loo Lai Kuen. then it's your lucky day.

Other than that, give yourself a tight slap back to reality, cause that would only happen in SMKSU. (Y)

It's only the 4th week of january and our sejarah teacher has already changed. twice. and as of this point of time, we currently have no sejarah teachers. unfortunately, there won't be anymore sejarah till next week. ); by then i'm sure the school has already found a replacement. ););. well at least we'll be one of the firsts to move to the new block. WOO! ;D;D;D

So back to the main point of this post, so as i mentioned earlier, my sejarah teacher got shifted and today happened to have double period of sejarah, so a relief teacher came in and asked us to do our own work.

In other words, the exact situation i mentioned in the beginning of this post happened today. in my class. (Y)

So what do we do when the relief teacher says that? we do nothing anything BUT study/do our own work of course! be it talking to friends, ponteng or what not.

But the most common pastime during free period would obviously be.....drumroll please.












*drumroll*

















*pops confetti*









Truth or Dare!

So eventually i played with mah classmates and i got hit a few times. 3. to be exact. 1 truth 2 dare to be exactly precise.

When it hit me the first time, i chickened out and went for truth cause the teacher was still in class, and if i were to pick dare, those merciless sonuvas will definitely asked me to do something over.

So i just went with truth, and the question the fella gave me was SSSOOOOOOO DAAAMMMNNNNNN unbelievable that i shed tears. literally.

So the conversation was a lil' something like this:

Me: i pick truth.
Black: truth eh...hmm....
Me: c'mon i don't have all day.
Black: i got it. Do you love Jesus?
Me: are you kidding me? me, a chirstian being asked whether i love Jesus??
Black: just answer it damnit.
Me: *bursts out in laughter*

So yeah, that was roughly what happened earlier today. after the teacher left. i got hit two more times. and i picked dare for both.

The first was:

'Go to 5 girls and shake their hand'

So i did as i'm told to, but the girls i went to gave me a cockstare and was damn reluctant to shake my hand as if i'm trying to *removed*. eventually i managed to shake 5 girls after awhile and some douchebag among the gang shouted 'james spat on his hand before' for teh lulz and all the girls squealed. okay fine more of a 'EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..' than a squeal and all of em' gave me a more serious cockstare. instead of asking me, the girls had to ask another person whether it was true or not cause i simply wasn't trustable. WHAT IS THIS MAN.

And the 2nd and final dare of the day was first...

'Go to the teacher's table and do something horny to it'

As i have my limits and dignity, i asked them to give me something that doesn't ruin my dignity. okay fine. NOT AS MUCH as that ridiculous dare.

So the final and confirmed dare ended up with:

'Go to the teacher's table and squat on it'

And since we were in a lab then, the lab assistant was just next door and the teacher's table is just right beside the door next to the lab assistant's place.

And the lab assistant already gave us countless warning not to be too noisy. but we couldn't care less.

So as i approached to the table, as soon as i was getting ready to climb on it, the assistant HAD to come out of her place to check on us. and it happened not once. but TWICE. imagine if i get caught squatting on the teachers table. who knows what shit i'll get into.

Eventually i did it anyway, but with a slight twist, i lost myself there for a brief amount of time and did something some say 'disgusting' while the others say 'amazing'. you wanna get into details, come find me and i'll be more than happy to tell you. personally.

But all good things have to come to and end eventually. ); when the 2nd bell for sejarah went off. we packed our stuff and went back to our original class.

On an totally unrelated side note: i tend to realize that most of my post seems to be quite long-winded and dull, dull in the sense that there's no colour to it as compared to some blogs. i sometimes wonder whether is it worth to blog this long or not. that is why i'm going to put a poll at the sidebar to see whether my blog is worth the read or not. please. PLEASE answer it seriously.

Okay, that's all for now. ;D


Yours Truly.

Teacher N.

To save myself from certain suspension, imma name one of my subject teachers 'Teacher N'

So who is this Teacher N you say? well, N is definitely one of the greatest WORST teachers i've ever come across, in my honest opinion. if any teachers or school officials are reading this, please don't suspend me from school D; i'm just voicing out mah opinion...and maybe on some's behalf.freedom of speech ftw.

Why? cause throughout the whole period, N will just sit down, open the text book and starts blabbering and blabbering and blabbering from the beginning of the period till the end of it. what's worse, she's gonna be my teacher for this particular subject until i graduate from secondary school. *that is unless i get transfered to another school for *insertreasonhere* or something happened to her which causes her to discontinue teaching. okay our class at least. and if you think it can't get any worse, she can't even pronounce some words right. if you're gonna mumble EVERYTHING from the text book, i might as well read it on my own, at least i UNDERSTAND what i'm comprehending.

I'm sure most of my classmates or any other students being taught by her thinks likewise. N teaches as if N is teaching ITself. sometimes i wonder how much she bribed the board of education officials to make her an official teacher. because i'm sure she phailed the test miserably.

It's only January and i'm already lost in that particular subject. no thanks to my dearly beloved teacher. to top it up, i don't even have tuition for that particular subject. hallelujah! three cheers for phailing that subject!

I had high hopes for this particular subject as it looked and sounded somewhat interesting, but N haaadd to screw everything up. screw this teacher lah.

Screw it lah, imma go watch American Idol. ;D

After that, a rant-free post! stay tuned! >;3

Okay, that's all for now. ;D

Yours Truly.

Naphthalene.

So i just came back from squash practice and today happened to be quite an interesting day. somewhat.

*wall of text down below, press ctrl + w if you don't like walls and walls of texts. ;D

**events/incidents are arranged chronologically.

First, today was actually our add maths teacher's b'day and we wanted to wish him a happy *insertagehere* birthday. instead of the usual 'good morning teacher' greeting, we planned to replace that greeting for a birthday song. and we didn't know until a classmate of mine told the whole class that it was in fact his b'day today. frankly speaking, up to this point, i'm still not sure whether dude's actually telling the truth or just pulling a fast one on us. tiam if you're reading this, this is how trustworthy you are. ;D

Problem is, dude didn't show up, potong stim betul. and was replaced by our former arts teacher. then when the class stood up, we ended up singing the b'day song to HER, and the replacement teacher just stood there. stonned. obviously. ;D then the BLACK monitor went 'it's not even her b'day dumbasses.' one student then went 'why waste such a good wish?' and that somewhat triggered the class to burst out in laughter. ;D;D;D

After that, we did a few experiments......okay fine. two. experiments. one was biology and the other, chemistry. the experiment for biology was exactly the same one we did back in form 1, yeah the one where we put the onion and cheek cell under the microscope. yes that. nothing extraordinary.

What's worth the talk would be the chemistry's one. thus the tittle for today's post.

Following the syllabus, every class SHOULD be doing an experiment about the melting and freezing point of naphthalene. so today it was our class' turn to do the experiment, right after the biology one. so we prepared the stuff and started heating it up...yada yada yada....then the naphthalene started to melt...blah blah blah...

THEN, once we reached the desired temperature, we're supposed to take out the naphthalene and put it in a conical flask to let it cool down. so the teacher gave us test tube holders to take it out, that was what i knew. what i DID NOT KNOW, was that the naphthalene was in a BOILING tube, instead of a TEST tube, which i wasn't aware then. so i just took the TEST tube holder to hold a BOILING tube.

And what happened?



What else would possibly happened if it weren't THAT?



You guessed it, i spilled the liquid naphthalene. others that think otherwise can gtfo. fortunately, it spilled on the table and not on my book. cause the naphthalene froze up almost INSTANTLY when i spilled it.

Which means to say, if it were to spill on my notebook, the naphthalene on my notebook would freeze up. and that won't be cool. not. one. bit. but thank God it didn't.

I then took a lighter and lid the naphthalene up and burn the whole class down. FTW!

How i wished that would happen. sadistic ftw.

So while the others continue with the freezing of naphthalene, my friend and i had to slowwwwly scrape off the frozen naphthalene using a spatula in which the broad flat edge WAS AS BROAD AS YOUR PINKY FINGER. not cool you know. not. at. all.

The good thing is, among the whole class, only 3 groups got the recording right. and I A- *cough* we are, one of them. ;D;D;D.

If you don't understand what i'm saying, go read the practical book. ;D

I wish i could continue on about my pathetic life but i'm just too darn tired to continue, and besides, i don't think anyone of you who read up to this point cares to know more, so i guess i'll stop here.

Okay, that's all for now. ;D

PS: if you're reading this, i'm reaaallyy realllyy sorry. i would be more than happy to fetch you but as you can see, i have my reasons. D;D; SHO SHO SORREH. call me a bad friend if you will. D;D;D;

Yours Truly.

Squash.

Just played it for the very first time in my 15 years of my pathetic hopeless life at lakeside view (the place before holiday villa and after sheraton/grand dorsett).Quite an interesting game if you would ask me. it might look easy but it's actually quite a challenge to actually hit the ball.unless i'm a slow person. OH SHI-

I had to borrow a racquet from someone as i have yet to buy my own personal one. everyone had to warm up by jogging around the place for >9000 i-do-not-know rounds but somehow or another i managed to dodge it. ;D. after two hours of hell practice, we all packed our stuffs and went home.

And now i'm addicted to it ZOMFG. imma go get a new racquet for myself before the next practice...or maybe i should just ask the coach to help me out with the racquet picking. yeah, i think i'll do that. ;D

Oh and today my school had a fight, as in, a real serious fight. where hands/legs/tables/ladders/chairs/parangs are involved. it was a fight between the form 4s and form 5s and between *insertracehere* and *insertracehere*.

Me and a few friends of mine were in the canteen getting ready to go out for lunch, until some dude stood up on the canteen chair with his both hands held up high in the air.I thought he was just doing it for lulz cause he was *insertracehere* and most of the time, *insertracehere* do things either mainly for teh lulz, or just for attensyun. or maybe they're just retards. So obviously he caught my attensyun, so i looked at him for awhile, wondering what he was up to, just when i thought he was just doing it for teh lulz and was about to look away, he started cheering and pointing at a particular direction.So i turned my point of view towards that particular direction he was pointing to, and before my very eyes, there was a fight going on in the canteen.

since the fight wasn't a one-on-one kinda thing but more of a gang fight, well not exactly a gang fight lah but- gah i'll explain later, the fight had >9000 people in it so i just joined in the fun and whacked whoever was in my way.

But seriously, there was a lot of people in that particular fight, even if i actually joined in the fight, they wouldn't even know.

Instead of being stunned, i kinda rofled at the fight,no i'm not a sadist. cause there was this dude who tried to be an hero by helping out his friend. douchebag tried to give a kick to the fella head but he ended up hitting his own head as well. not by his own kick, but he slipped and knocked his head onto the cold-hard-tiled ground. i like that. and another dude the same side with the douchebag who tried to be an hero, ALSO tried to be an hero, only this time, he tried and succeeded. he LITERALLY gave a flying punch to that fella. i saw that dude actually running then jumping towards that fella, okay fine i'll just name him "K", so dude ran and jumped towards K and gave him some nais knuckle sammich. OMNONMONMONM

Aside from those stuffs otherwise, the fight was actually kinda serious. it was as if one slept with the other's girlfriend they were like beating each other to the death, literally. but luckily the discipline teachers came down on time to cease the fight. if not we could be making headlines on papers yo! bad things could've happened.

And like i said earlier, it wasn't neither a one-on-one thing nor a gang fight.....okay fine it WAS a one-on-one fight until the latter's heng dai/machas helped him out. so it was more of a 10 vs. 1 kinda thing. poor poor K. dude got screwed. and what's more, dude was form 5.

A very simple lesson for everyone: don't mess with us form 4s. Form 4 Domination FTW!

As i re-browse through the whole post, i realized that it focused more on the school fight that anything else, which in fact dosen't really suit the post title at all.

But it's not like it matters to me anyway. so screw it.

Okay, that's all for now. ;D


Yours Truly.

Floating Class.

If it's one more thing that i SERIOUSLY DESPISE, it would non other be the gawd damn >9000 homework that keeps piling up the damn floating class.


I mean come on, we're like some modern-day nomad, there's not a day where we can just sit in OUR class for one WHOLE day WITHOUT moving about, NOT EVEN ONE. we're forever moving about and I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL. NOT. ONE. BIT. and what's worse, THE NEW BLOCK IS JUST BESIDE US, AND WE'RE STILL STUDYING IN THE DAMN LAB. if that's the case i would rather be in arts class, at least i get a PROPER classroom. this is blasphemy, THIS IS MADNESS! and no, this is not sparta, don't try to be funny.


Oh and on an totally unrelated note, mah add maths teacher just told me that we're one of the many two classes in form 4 that would be doing add maths through ICT(Information and Communication Technology). in other words, we'll be using computers to learn stuff...i think. well at least we get out homework through teh interwebz.now i can spend time on the computer 24 hours a day, 7 days a week with a proper legal excuse. WOO! ICT FTW.


This is because we're under a survey in which whether ICT can actually enhance both teaching and learning process. they're comparing us with another school somewhere in Damansara, thankfully we get the privilege to use ICT for classes. Hallelujah!


Okay that's all for now. ;D


By right this post SHOULD end here right now, but i just got a message from my beloved BLACK monitor, and that douchebag just told me he lost his timetable, truly a wonderful wonderful monitor indeed. so for the sake of that hopeless BLACK douchebag him, imma post mah class timetable up, in the meantime you kepochi(s) can know my timetable as well. ;D stalkers

Monday : PH, Sej, Mod Maths, Add Maths, Break, Chemx2, Engx2, BM
Tuesday : Moralx2 Engx2, Break, Phyx2 Add Maths, BM, Maths
Wednesday : PJx2, BMx2, Break, Phyx2, Biox2, Eng
Thursday : Moralx2 Add Mathsx2, Break, Mod Mathsx2, Sej, Sivikx2
Friday : BMx2, Sivik, Add Maths, Break, Biox2, Chemx2

*x2 = double period.

This time table is not gonna last long anyway, cause they're gonna give us a new one anytime soon.

Okay, that's REALLY all for now. ;D


Yours Truly.

Sleep.

If it's the one thing that i SERIOUSLY don't like to do in the afternoon, it would be the given title for today's post.

Why you say? it's very simple, it completely drains my time and once i wake up i would feel like crap, and imma active boi. ;D. *terms and conditions apply

And because of this, my homework is left untouched and many other stuffs that i'm supposed to do are also left undone. (yes, i DO finish off whatever stuff i'm given...... okay fine most, MOST)

'Then why sleep in the first place?'

Well i wouldn't if my cleaner didn't clean the upstairs hall first, cause usually, she would clean downstairs first, and i would be upstairs finishing off whatever i'm supposed to, then when she comes up to clean up, i SHOULD finish off whatever i'm supposed to, and what i'll usually do is either:

• Practice my piano, if my bro isn't watching tv.
• If he is, i'll either watch with him or,
• I'll take my bike out AND REMPITTT BABBBEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VROOOM VROOOOM~!!for a spin.

But since today's routine was reversed due to some reason that doesn't really matter, and even if it did, that's for me to know and for you to find out. ;D

And because my bike battery died, and my bro's watching CSI: Miami (cause there was no other shows to watch) so i had no choice but to watch lah, so i was lying down on the sofa while watching and eventually and just dozed off, before i knew it, it was already 7 in the evening.FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- and i've yet to touch my work, and so happen i have quite a stuff do complete.FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-x2

'Why don't you just do your work at night'

That's the problem, i DON'T do my work at night, but thank god that it's a weekend tomorrow, so i still have time, BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RESTING ON A WEEKEND FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-x3

This post wouldn't have existed if i didn't sleep in the afternoon, in fact i was supposed to post up something COMPLETELY different, guess i'll post it up another time.

School so far was DEAD BORING. somewhat bearable. and surprisingly, i find that add maths > the 3 science subjects. maybe it's because of the teacher made it interesting. some teacher are just downright boring, thus making the subject boring as well. i'm not gonna state the name of the teacher cause he/she might just be reading my blog right now, who knows right? but the people in my class shouldn't take long to figure it out. ;D

Okay, that's all for now. ;D

Oh and, if anyone would be SOOOOOO kind to suggest me some tuitions, e.g: Physics, Bio, Accounts please, PLEASE state the subject and the name of the teacher for that particular subject as i currently only have BM tuition, and if the teachers in my school continues the way they are right now, i would SERIOUSLY need tuition, it'll be very VERY much appreciated if someone actually bothers to give my any. arigato gozaimasu tenkiu. ;D

*strictly no tuition centres please, i don't believe in them.

Yours Truly.

4 Gamma.

That's the class the school decided to put me into, though i was hoping to be in omega, (merely because the name sounds kewl, nothing more) but since i get to be in the crowning class once moar, i just thought 'ahh what the heck.' BRAG BRAG BRAG BRAG BRAG BRAG BRAG BRAG


On the bright side, i've seen most of the people in my class around school before so i guess befriending them shouldn't be a problem for me. SHOULD. NOT.


On the not-so-bright side, some of my teachers have already started introducing that particular subject to us (e.g. Chemistry) and some have even started on it and even considered giving us homework on the first day of school itself, but thankfully we have yet to receive our elective text books. (e.g. ADD Maths) the problem is, my mind's all a fuzz when they've started on their respective subjects. WHAT IS THIS MAN. probably because it's the first day of school and i'm still having the holiday mood. so hopefully i'll have a change of mood to get back on track. hopefully.


On the dim side, my school have built a 4-storey block in which i thought it would be used for classrooms so that we can get a PROPER classroom, but due to i-do-not-know-why reasons, though the block is completed, it is remained vacant and we are still using the science/physics/biology/chemistry/blah;<. now the backache wraith is gonna haunt me throughout the year. OH NOES, NO PLEASE NO. D;D;D;

So yeah, this is what i'll say if someone approaches me and asks, 'how's the first day of school?' and i thought i'd post it up to prevent >9000 more people from asking me the same question and repeating my answer >9000 more times, though no one else has asked me aside from my family up to this point LULZ, but that's not the point. for the sake of posting it up. APPRECIATE IT.


Okay, that's all for now. ;D



Yours Truly.

Bodyguards and Assassins.

So i just watched my first movie ever in 2010 in Sunway Pyramid and for a change, i decided to watch a chinese show instead of those typical hollywood ones:

Bodyguards and Assassins.

The story is mainly about this dude(Sun Yat-sen) coming to hong kong to prepare a revolution to over throw the Qing dynasty and so on. you wanna know any more details, go watch the movie, i can assure you it'll get your money's worth. ;D unless you're a person who despises chinese people or chinese histories or anything chinese as a matter of fact, then you can disregard this whole paragraph.

We actually planned to watch this movie in Cineleisure in Damansara, (near to The Curve if you don't know.) cause mah granduncle said that the surround sound and popcorn there is much better compared to tgv cinemas. (and to my surprise, it really are.) but due to various reasons, we decided to go to Pyramid instead. (I strongly suggest that next time if you're gonna watch any blockbusters, go to Cineleisure and watch, though it's quite a distance, but it's worth it, definitely. unless you have some hearing disorder)

You might be wondering, 'there are so many good movies out there now eg: Sherlock Holmes, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant and so on, why a chinese movie?' Two basic reasons:

1. Cause my granduncle says it's nice, and when he says it's nice, it's nice. dude's been in the film industry for nearly 6 decades now, so you gotta give it up for him.
2. Cause i'm watching with my parents, and my parents only watches movies my granduncle suggests.

On the scale of 1 to 10, i would give this movie a flat 7. Though the movie is nearly as long as Avatar, it'll definitely be worth the time. others that completely disagree with me can disregard this whole post pls tenkiu.

That's all for now. ;D

Yours Truly.

A Brand New Year, A Brand New Blog.

Hooray i finally have a blog.no thanks to the people who FORCED me to make one. ARE YOU FUXXING HAPPY NOW!? i don't know how long this blog is going to last but i'll TRY to make it last as long as possible.yeah right

Since this is my first post in my first blog personal blog ever, i guess i'll do a few one more firsts..such as writing down my first New Year's resolution.WOO!. Okay, let us begin, shall we?

• Get a girlfriend Top 10 in class
• Make an effort to work out REGULARLY
• Learn to play a decent song on a guitar
• Be more hansem sociable.
• Make >9000 more friends.
• Get this blog famous a decent hit count.
• Update this blog regularly.
• Hook up a new sport.
• Make an effort to finish any essays given. LULZ.
• Go out with any secondary school/classmates.

10 resolutions for the year 2010 ftw! yeah i know some of the resolutions are just downright pathetic, but it's MY resolution so if you tak suka, you keluar. ;D

And being a proud member of the infamous nato* group, don't bother getting your hopes too high if you're a person who falls into depression easily. ;D

I don't wanna make this post too long so i guess i'll stop here.

Last but not least,

/sarcasm A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO sarcasm

EVERYONE~!!

Yours Truly.

*nato = no action, talk only.