Accident.

I've always wanted to get into an accident, but i didn't want to get hurt.
I just wanted to get admitted to the hospital and see who would care to pay me a visit.

- Yours Truly

You know, i've always taken the phrase, 'be careful what you wish for' for granted since it never really did apply to me.

Not until this very day.

Today i had the honour of experiencing it first-hand, in a not so fortunate way, however.

Yes,

I got myself into an accident.

Funny thing is, it was a lady driver whom i got into an accident with.

And the ironic part was, though i've been persuaded by various sources, i never really had any grudges on lady drivers despite the well-known fact that they're famous for being, well, lady drivers, since i've never driven a car before, so i don't really know how they are on the road.

Well, after going through one heck of a trauma, i'm pretty much convinced that lady drivers really are, lady drivers.

Now i apologize if some of you female readers may be a tad bit or otherwise pretty offended by my condemnation, yeah sure i may be just being the kiasu malaysian we all are and just condemn for the sake of our ego & reputation.

However that isn't the case, i assure you.

That is unless cutting into someone's lane by turning LEFT into a junction when you're on the FAR RIGHT of the lane at the LAST MINUTE is totally legal & right, then by all means do ignore my condemnation.

And you can go pay a visit to a psychiatrist while you're at it.

So here's pretty much what happened.

I was on my way to squash practice, minding my own business on the road, and then OH MY GOODESS A CAR COMES OUT OF ITS LANE AND FRIGGIN CUTS YOU AT THE LAST MINUTE. like:

Blue = Yours Truly minding his own business

Red = Lady driver
Black deformed circles = cars minding their own business

EH = English House
RT = RT Cake House

MB = Maybank

PB = Public Bank

Yes, that is the first SS15 junction, go straight down and you'll see Mcdonald's on your left at the 2nd junction.

As far as i'm concerned, you're supposed to be on the LEFT side of the road if you're going to turn in. but nooo, you just had to turn in from the RIGHT side of the road at the LAST MINUTE.

So i tried to weave and dodge it, assuming she would continue cutting without pressing the brakes.

BUT OH NOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO PRESS THE BRAKES FOR WHATEVER REASON AND STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRIGGIN ROAD.

So i smashed her back light nicely and started losing my balance.

Next thing i know, i was on the ground.

In the middle of the road.

I got up instantly without any hesitation as i didn't want to get mangled up by incoming vehicles, and pushed whatever is left of my bike to the side of the road.

Immediately after that, pain & trauma kicks in, my hands were trembling as if i'm suffering some sort of spasm and fresh blood started oozing out from my thighs.

That however, worried me the least, what i feared the most was in fact my parents' reaction when they find out that i got myself into an accident, the cost, the lectures and worst of all, the banning of me riding the bike. OH THE HORRORR.

All that being said, i still manage to escape it in one piece, and i truly thank God for protecting and taking care of me all these while. That could've easily been the end of the line for me, and i'm truly lucky to be able to dodge the bullet. God is great, Hallelujah.

Moral of the story?

DON'T FRIGGIN MESS WITH THE PHRASE 'be careful what you wish for' and be very, VERY careful of lady drivers.

The aftermath shall remain behind closed doors, if you really want to know, come and find and ask me. Personally.

Okay, that's all for now. D:

Yours Truly, scarred. Literally.

Formspring.

I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes, i'm on the right track, baby i was born this way.

- Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

What's up fellow readers of minee, if there even still is any. ):

I don't know about you people, but for some reason, that particular line up there inspires me. A lot.

I can confidently state without a doubt that majority of you people never heard that name before.

And you'll probably google/wiki that name after reading the sentence above this.

That being said, i guess an explanation wouldn't be necessary.

BLAH.

ANYWAYY...the main point of me posting this up in the first place, is to announce to the big big world that:

I HAVE A FORMSPRING WUWUWUWU!
*pops confetti*

and yes, i created that out of desperation for entertainment. I was seriously TOO bored to the extent that i resorted to studying just to eliminate my boredom. Sad. very, Very Sad. I know.

I even searched up the definition of boredom and apparently, according to certain sources of information, the term boredom is defined as:

Tired of the world.

Seriously? tired of the world? okay fine i MAY be tired but i ain't tired of the world. i said i'm bored, not suicidal. bored ≠ suicidal as far as i'm concerned. or is it? O:!!

LALALALALALLA.

SOOOOOOOOO...i once again would like to EMPHASIZE the fact that i have a FORMSPRING.

That being said, PLEASE don't hesitate to bombard me with questions. This is probably your only chance to ask me questions you've always wanted to ask, but didn't want to disclose your identity.

In fact, you're doing me a big, BIG favour by asking my questions because:

Asking questions = Questions to answer

Questions to answer = Distraction

Distraction = Elimination of boredom

Elimination of boredom = Not suicidal

Not suicidal = Happy guy.

LONG STORY SHORT:

Asking questions = Happy guy! :DD

And who doesn't like a happy guy, aye? :D

THAT BEING SAID, hit me with all you got, i am very duh open-minded person, though i may not seem as such. that's what you get if you judge a book by its cover. I am more than meets the eye. ;D

Scratch that, ASK ME QUESTIONS, OR I WILL BRUTALLY RAPE YOU AND YOUR PET.

Okay, that's all for now. See you in a blue moon's time! ;D

Yours Truly.