Accident.

I've always wanted to get into an accident, but i didn't want to get hurt.
I just wanted to get admitted to the hospital and see who would care to pay me a visit.

- Yours Truly

You know, i've always taken the phrase, 'be careful what you wish for' for granted since it never really did apply to me.

Not until this very day.

Today i had the honour of experiencing it first-hand, in a not so fortunate way, however.

Yes,

I got myself into an accident.

Funny thing is, it was a lady driver whom i got into an accident with.

And the ironic part was, though i've been persuaded by various sources, i never really had any grudges on lady drivers despite the well-known fact that they're famous for being, well, lady drivers, since i've never driven a car before, so i don't really know how they are on the road.

Well, after going through one heck of a trauma, i'm pretty much convinced that lady drivers really are, lady drivers.

Now i apologize if some of you female readers may be a tad bit or otherwise pretty offended by my condemnation, yeah sure i may be just being the kiasu malaysian we all are and just condemn for the sake of our ego & reputation.

However that isn't the case, i assure you.

That is unless cutting into someone's lane by turning LEFT into a junction when you're on the FAR RIGHT of the lane at the LAST MINUTE is totally legal & right, then by all means do ignore my condemnation.

And you can go pay a visit to a psychiatrist while you're at it.

So here's pretty much what happened.

I was on my way to squash practice, minding my own business on the road, and then OH MY GOODESS A CAR COMES OUT OF ITS LANE AND FRIGGIN CUTS YOU AT THE LAST MINUTE. like:

Blue = Yours Truly minding his own business

Red = Lady driver
Black deformed circles = cars minding their own business

EH = English House
RT = RT Cake House

MB = Maybank

PB = Public Bank

Yes, that is the first SS15 junction, go straight down and you'll see Mcdonald's on your left at the 2nd junction.

As far as i'm concerned, you're supposed to be on the LEFT side of the road if you're going to turn in. but nooo, you just had to turn in from the RIGHT side of the road at the LAST MINUTE.

So i tried to weave and dodge it, assuming she would continue cutting without pressing the brakes.

BUT OH NOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO PRESS THE BRAKES FOR WHATEVER REASON AND STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRIGGIN ROAD.

So i smashed her back light nicely and started losing my balance.

Next thing i know, i was on the ground.

In the middle of the road.

I got up instantly without any hesitation as i didn't want to get mangled up by incoming vehicles, and pushed whatever is left of my bike to the side of the road.

Immediately after that, pain & trauma kicks in, my hands were trembling as if i'm suffering some sort of spasm and fresh blood started oozing out from my thighs.

That however, worried me the least, what i feared the most was in fact my parents' reaction when they find out that i got myself into an accident, the cost, the lectures and worst of all, the banning of me riding the bike. OH THE HORRORR.

All that being said, i still manage to escape it in one piece, and i truly thank God for protecting and taking care of me all these while. That could've easily been the end of the line for me, and i'm truly lucky to be able to dodge the bullet. God is great, Hallelujah.

Moral of the story?

DON'T FRIGGIN MESS WITH THE PHRASE 'be careful what you wish for' and be very, VERY careful of lady drivers.

The aftermath shall remain behind closed doors, if you really want to know, come and find and ask me. Personally.

Okay, that's all for now. D:

Yours Truly, scarred. Literally.

Formspring.

I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes, i'm on the right track, baby i was born this way.

- Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

What's up fellow readers of minee, if there even still is any. ):

I don't know about you people, but for some reason, that particular line up there inspires me. A lot.

I can confidently state without a doubt that majority of you people never heard that name before.

And you'll probably google/wiki that name after reading the sentence above this.

That being said, i guess an explanation wouldn't be necessary.

BLAH.

ANYWAYY...the main point of me posting this up in the first place, is to announce to the big big world that:

I HAVE A FORMSPRING WUWUWUWU!
*pops confetti*

and yes, i created that out of desperation for entertainment. I was seriously TOO bored to the extent that i resorted to studying just to eliminate my boredom. Sad. very, Very Sad. I know.

I even searched up the definition of boredom and apparently, according to certain sources of information, the term boredom is defined as:

Tired of the world.

Seriously? tired of the world? okay fine i MAY be tired but i ain't tired of the world. i said i'm bored, not suicidal. bored ≠ suicidal as far as i'm concerned. or is it? O:!!

LALALALALALLA.

SOOOOOOOOO...i once again would like to EMPHASIZE the fact that i have a FORMSPRING.

That being said, PLEASE don't hesitate to bombard me with questions. This is probably your only chance to ask me questions you've always wanted to ask, but didn't want to disclose your identity.

In fact, you're doing me a big, BIG favour by asking my questions because:

Asking questions = Questions to answer

Questions to answer = Distraction

Distraction = Elimination of boredom

Elimination of boredom = Not suicidal

Not suicidal = Happy guy.

LONG STORY SHORT:

Asking questions = Happy guy! :DD

And who doesn't like a happy guy, aye? :D

THAT BEING SAID, hit me with all you got, i am very duh open-minded person, though i may not seem as such. that's what you get if you judge a book by its cover. I am more than meets the eye. ;D

Scratch that, ASK ME QUESTIONS, OR I WILL BRUTALLY RAPE YOU AND YOUR PET.

Okay, that's all for now. See you in a blue moon's time! ;D

Yours Truly.

Inspiration.

The most joyful way to brighten yourself up is by brightening up the people around you.

Okay i know i suck donkey faeces making up stuffs like these, but at least i'm trying okayy. DD;

I don't know about you people, but that just can't be more true enough for me, it just makes total sense to me.

It makes me happy and never fails to brighten up my day whenever i see people in high spirits, especially when you are the one responsible for it.

I mean, that gleeful feeling you get when you realize you have brighten up someone's day, be it intentionally or unintentionally. in which my case, was unintentionally, which puts a much broader smile on that asian face of mine.

And yes, a certain someone has once again inspired me to write this out, if you haven't realize it already.

Apparently i get inspired easily. LOL. i hope that's a good thing. O:!

That being said, i appreciate the shoutout in your blog Cai En, i'm truly happy that i managed to brighten up your day, though i have absolutely no idea what was going on when i first noticed your comment in my chat box LOL.

So yes people, stop the hate and insults or whatever negative remarks that are capable of hurting someone, because that won't make you any happier of the sad person you already are.

Where is the love? Start brightening up people's day, make them happy, and that same happiness will showered upon you. Twofold. You have my word.

The world needs to be healed, make it a better place to live in, for you, for me, for us.

Spread the message, change your mindset, it needs to be heard.

Okay i'm starting to lose my tracks, i think i should stop before i get carried away LOLL.

Long story short, make people happy, and you'll be the happy person you've always wanted to be. :D:D

Okay, that's all for now. :D

Yours Truly.

Project Fat2Fit.

Frankly speaking, i didn't plan to write this anytime soon cause basically, i'm lazy, to the point where i make sloths hardworking.

But then i came across a certain someone to my pleasant surprise whom i honestly never thought would actually comment on my blog, let alone read and liking it.

So yeah, that being said, Charissa if you're reading this, you can say you inspired me to write this post. LOL. and yes, i do know you. you are that well known. ;D

Okay so on to the main point shall we?

Project Fat2Fit, as you can see it's actually quite self-explanatory just by looking at the title itself.

But to those of you who are actually THAT slow in figuring it out,

You probably should consult a doctor immediately, without further hesitation It's basically a motivation drive for me to lose them prosperity stomach and buff up, by all means necessary, cause i believe it's the time for me to get the ladies my lazy arse off the chair and start getting out of the house.

A fresh start for the new year, aye?

What i plan to do:

• Go jogging
• Go swimming
• Go to the gymnasium, and yes, gymnasium is much more cooler than just gym. admit it.
• Lift weights.

That's all i have in mind at the moment, but being in our senior year, where tuitions practically occupy the majority of our time after schooling hours, all for the sake of our third and final public examination, SPM,. *shudder* Hopefully i'll somehow manage to find the remaining time i have to carry out the followings mentioned.

Oh and if there's anyone out there who wants to join me, you're more than welcomed to, the more the merrier yes? :D hopefully the same thing applies vice versa as well LOL. D:

So yes, i guess that's about it? O:!

Seems like it, i can't think of anything else already. LOL.

Oh wellz.

Okay, that's all for now. ;D

Yours Truly.

One.

Will you look at that, my blog has finally reached a year old. WUWUWUWUUW.

And what does that calls for? Nothing! because a pathetic blog like this doesn't deserve any celebration! WEE!

But all jokes aside, it's time for a brand new set of New Year's resolution! :D:D alright lets go.

1. Get straight A+ for SPM. DUH. (okay maybe not A+, As will do. straight A+ a bit too imba for me. LOL.)
2. Initiate Project FatToFit (will explain in details later)
3. Increase my tolerance level over all things possible and try not to get pissed off too easily.
4. Figure out what i want to do with my life after school.
5. Try to puff ONE, SINGLE cigarette! O:!O:! daddy and mummy if you are reading this you know i still love you as much as ever and i'm not losing my own self. (this is gonna spark sooo much controversy. LOL. hopefully i don't lose anyone cause of this ):)
6. Master Romance d'Amour on the guitar.
7. Minimize the usage of swearing as much as possible.
8. TRY to pay more attention in class, self studying is seriously very VERY stressful.
9. Keep track of my spending and avoid spending more than i get.
10. Get a date for prom? HAHAHA i don't know what else to put lah, give me a break D:

So yeah, there you go, 10 resolutions for the year 2011, i decided to remain it as 10 and not to increase it by 1 because if i do that i'll eventually have 20 resolutions to fulfil in the year 2020,in which i'll probably lose my sanity before i can even accomplish half of em', so it's a no-no for me.

Aim? accomplish at least three-quarter of them, you do the math. ;D

Oh and last but not least, I would like to wish everyone who are reading this:

A FANTASTIC & SUCCESSFUL NEW YEAR! :D:D:D

Okay, that's all for now, see you whenever! ;D

Yours Truly.